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Irreverent Scottish T-Shirts
meant to wear with your kilt
The Scottish Tartans Museum officially disavows
responsibility for any reaction you may get when wearing one of these
exclusive cheeky t-shirts!
Printed on high-quality Fruit of the Loom 100% cotton shirts. Seamless rib collar.
Available currently in:
ash, athletic heather, natural, sagestone
some styles available in black
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The Answer
Because you know they are thinking it...
Since you are going to ask...
Any time you hit the streets in the kilt, you know you are going to be asked
certain questions. Why not go ahead and post the answers on your shirt?
It saves time.
Girlfriend
Will be printed in white if black shirt is selected
Proper Kilt Length
The old saying goes, "If your kilt is above the knee, you are a boy. If it
is at the knee, you are a man. If it is below the knee, you are a liar!"
What Are Pants For?
Now we know.
Will be printed in white if black shirt is selected
Scottish Women
have been trying to find out for centuries...
First Prize!
You know the joke. You've heard the song. Now wear the shirt!
What's Under the Kilt?
The front announces the question that is on everyone's mind...
And the back reveals the answer!
Garters, hose, shoes (and a wee bit o' baby powder!)
Real Men Wear Kilts
and real women love it!
black only
Tarrrrrtan Pirate!
black only
All Your Kilt
Yeah, we don't know what it means, either...
black only
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